You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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