this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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