That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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