My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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