There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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