im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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