Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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