can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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