OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Small penises have feelings too.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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