Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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