Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
She has the best kind of daddy issues
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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