yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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