It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
