In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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