Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Randomize
