It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
apparently the secret to your success is patron
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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