Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize