he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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