Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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