You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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