I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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