morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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