What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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