I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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