Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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