took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
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Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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