Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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