Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
We smell like vodka and hangover
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