...so i touched it.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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