The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
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