Walk of Shame. In a state park.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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