I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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