Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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