And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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