I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
You are the jesus of drinking
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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