Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize