god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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