smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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