you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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