we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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