no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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