He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
They left me at home... I'm a liability
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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