I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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