How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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