I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Let's paint friendship bongs
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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