your thong is hanging out like whoa
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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