Your mouth is God's brothel.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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