Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i think i have herpe
just one?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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