Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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