if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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