return my video game
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
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I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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