holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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