i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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