when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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