Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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