Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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