what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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