i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
i believe in u and ur pee
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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